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Turning a new tree

Journal Entry: Sat Jul 26, 2008, 3:01 AM
  • Mood: Tired
  • Listening to: 'How do we know?' The Living End
  • Reading: White Noise lyrics book
  • Watching: Living end making of white noise
  • Drinking: hot chocolate
Well that says it, since school has started i've decided to better myself. :fear: I've started getting up at 6:30am to go for a run every morning and giving myself a bedtime of 10pm. Also I'm going to re-do a flash animation i did a few years ago, the terror of the tim tams. I was going through my old files and saw it, thought i'd post it, then i said i'll re-do it, because the idea is actually not bad, its just i was so lame at flash then....I've also got a new comic up for those interested ^^ (also if you havn't noticed i'm obsessed with the new living end album. HOLY FUCK 'HOW DO WE KNOW' HAS THE BEST RIFF EVER)


Also here is a tag, stolen from :iconmaxw3ll:

Rules of the game
* Choose a singer/band/group.
* Answer using ONLY titles of songs by that singer/band/group.
* Tag 6 more people (let them know they've been tagged).

No prizes for knowing who i picked. (the living end DUH)

1. Are you male or female? -- Dirty Man

2. Describe yourself. -- State of emergency

3. What do people feel when they're around you? -- Strange

4. How would you describe your previous relationship? -- Nothing lasts forever

5. Describe your current relationship. -- Roll on

6. Where would you want to be now? -- Tabletop show

7. How do you feel about love? -- So Lonely

8. What's your life like? -- Hellbound

9. What would you ask for if you had only one wish? -- Fly away

10. Say something wise. -- Long live the weekend

I tag....YOU

Its funny ^^

Journal Entry: Wed Jul 9, 2008, 2:30 AM
  • Mood: Happy
  • Listening to: 'Beanni' The act empire
  • Reading: genius squad
  • Watching: blues brothers
  • Playing: oblivion
  • Eating: KFC
  • Drinking: Slurpee
Pretty self explanitary. stolen from :iconchild-stainless:

The Note:
Dear -your partners name-
I don't know how to say this, but __1__.
I think I realised it __2__ __3__, and I saw you _4_ __5__.
I'm sure you're __6__ enough to understand __7__.
I'm sending back __8__, but I'll keep __9__ as a memory.
You should know that I __10__ __11__.
__12__
-name here-


The Info
1.THE COLOR OF YOUR SHIRT:
blue- our romance is over
red- our affair is at an end
white- I'm joining a monastery
black- I hate you
green- our horoscopes don't match
grey- You're a perv
yellow- I'm on the streets
pink- Your nostrils are an insult
brown- the mafia is after you
no shirt- You're a loser
other- I'm in love with your sister

2. WHAT MONTH WERE YOU BORN IN?
January- that night
february- last year
march- when we were skinny dipping
april- when I was high on sesame seed
may- when I was shaving your legs
june- when you put handcuffs on me
july- when I threw up
august- When I saw the tiny head
september- when your dwarf bit me
october- When I was taking a walk
november- When I tied my shoes
December- When your dog went crazy

3. FAV FOOD?
tacos- in your house
pizza- in your van
pasta - in London
Hamburger- Under the bus
salad- while you were eating enchiladas
chicken- with Chuck Norris
kebab- in your closet
fish- in woman-clothes
sandwich- at the mental hospital
hotdogs- in trans
other- with mr and mrs Bush

4. WHATS THE COLOR OF YOUR SOCKS?
yellow- hitting on
red- insulting
black- ignoring
blue- punching
purple- pour syrup on
white- carve your name in
grey- tear the clothes of
brown- put leeches on
pink- steal the toupee from
no socks- sit on
other- chasing out

5. WHAT'S THE COLOR OF YOUR UNDERWEAR?
black – my best friend
White- my father
grey- john travolta
Brown- my whoopee cushion
purple- my pie
red- th cookiemonster
blue- my alovera plant
Yellow- my pen-pal from Ghana
Orange – my Carl Larsson-collection
pink – my cat
no underwear – my Cartman-statue
Other- The crazy monk

6. WHAT DO YOU WATCH ON TV?
Scrubs - woman (if you're male) / man (if you're female)
O.C. - sensitive
One Tree Hill - open
Heroes - ashamed
Lost - turned on
House - cowardly
Simpsons - scarred
the news - Mongolian
American Idol – masochistic
Family Guy - senile
other - frost-bited

7.WHAT MOOD ARE YOU IN RIGHT NOW?
happy- how bad I've been feeling
sad- How boring you are
bored- that your Honda sucks
angry- that all your pimples are in the last stadium
depressed- That I have changed sex
exited- that there's no solution to
nervous- the Middle east
worried- that we're cousins
apathetic- that Santa doesn't exist
ashamed- that I'm allergic to your hamster
huggable- that the garbage-man turns me on
exceedingly happy- that I'm a clone
other- "Deal or no deal" sucks

8. THE COLOR OF YOUR BEDROOM-WALLPAPER/PAINT?
white- your ring
yellow- your love letters
red- your Darth Vader-poster
black- your pet rock
blue- the pillows
green- the pictures of Portugal
Orange- your artificial teeth
brown- your cellphone
grey- our matching snoopy-bibs
pink- the old toe-nails
other- your military service-memory-box

9. THE FIRST LETTER IN YOUR NAME?
A/B - Your picture
C/D - the oil-stock shares
E/F - My virginity
G/H - your neighbor Carl
I/J - The blood-test results
K/L- your left ear
M/N - Your suicide-note
O/P - my sense
Q/R - your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V/W - your crime records
X/Y/Z- your highschool grades

10. LAST LETTER OF YOUR LASTNAME?
A/B – shall always remember
C/D – never will forget
E/F – Always will try to forget
G/H – will inform The Swedish Tax Agency
I/J – have always felt dirty because of
K/L – have never laughed in public about
M/N – am makin a movie about
O/P – throw rocks at
Q/R – informed the psychiatrist about
S/T – get sick when I think about
U/V/W – told the news paper about
X/Y/Z – never liked

11. FAV DRINK?
water- our friendship
beer - pensioner
Soda- a new life as a clone
milk- eskimos
wine- cocaine addiction
Cider- a passionated intrest for mice
Juice- woody allen-imitations
limonade- your embarrassing rashes
Whisky - destroying the 2nd world war
other- hating Shrek

12. WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION?
Thailand - Best wishes
Sweden- love
England- With pain
Spain- Go f*ck yourself
China- gross wishes
Germany- With relief
Japan- go to hell
Greece - Your eternal enemy
Australia- say goodbye to your pet frog Leonard from me
Egypt- Go now
France- Good luck
Other- Say goodbye to your creepy family from me



MINE

Dear Katie
I don't know how to say this, but You're a loser.
I think I realised it When I saw the tiny head Under the bus and I saw you carve your name in my best friend.
I'm sure you're cowardly enough to understand How boring you are.
I'm sending back the pillows, but I'll keep your neighbor Carl as a memory.
You should know that I told the news paper about hating Shrek.
Go f*ck yourself
Greg

Kiriban :D

Journal Entry: Sat Jul 5, 2008, 3:51 AM
  • Mood: Happy
  • Listening to: 'Beanni' The act empire
  • Reading: genius squad
  • Watching: blues brothers
  • Playing: oblivion
  • Eating: KFC
  • Drinking: Slurpee
Well only 100 to go before the magic 2500. whoever gets it gets a request. YAY

anyway im really holed down at work right now. over the next 5 days im doing over 25 hours. but all the name of money....

Oh and im so pissed off....for the frist time ever..the internet lied to me. It told me the new living end album was out today. GODDAMN LIER!!!!.....its not out till the 19th. :cries: i was so looking forward to it to!

FRATELLIS

Journal Entry: Sat Jun 14, 2008, 4:40 AM
  • Mood: Happy
  • Listening to: 'Miro' Finch
  • Reading: Looking for group
  • Watching: Sea patrol
  • Playing: Bullworth
  • Eating: Zinger
  • Drinking: Slurpee
Holy crap! The fratellis new album came out last monday and ITS AWESOME!!! So is the fact that im going to see them LIVE in August! *brain explodes*

Despite that awesomness its exam week and i really should be studying....ah well.

anyways, my pageviews have taken a bit of a jump latly. last check was 2150, theres a kiriban at 2500 remember...still a while to go but ITS STILL THERE!!!!

anyway have fun.

....seems you missed my kiriban

Journal Entry: Thu May 29, 2008, 4:21 AM
  • Mood: Remorse
  • Listening to: 'this modern love' Bloc party
  • Reading: Evil Genius
  • Watching: House
  • Playing: Fifa 08
  • Eating: slurpee straw
  • Drinking: Slurpee
gee i feel special. looks like ull all have to wait till i get to 2500 then.

anyway i did my drama performance. I think i aced it...but something didn't seem right, i knew it so well and i used all these non-naturalistic elements but....it wasn't special. Usually when i do a performance i put this much time into i feel acomplished afterwards. but i don't, i can only hope the teacher didn't see that.

thks again to :iconnetusversatus: for helping ^^